Wednesday, April 2, 2008

Garfield Minus Garfield Moments



Larry’s find- http://garfieldminusgarfield.tumblr.com/

-- and we realized we are Jon in these strips, oh well, sometimes. Here are my own “without Garfield” moments:

1. I sit on the floor and try out the ‘how to fold a t-shirt” instructions that someone found on the net (in Japanese, no subtitles). I show my friends how to do it.

2. I watch Home Shopping Network and I am compelled to get the food processor so I can turn spinach into a form that I can swallow. But wait there’s more…

3. My dreams appear in the form of powerpoint presentations- before the next frame appears, I have to click the next button first.

4. I carry on conversations with myself, sometimes out loud, if I don’t catch myself in time (now, who doesn’t?). One time, I was on a public utility jeep, and the tail end of my conversation with myself slipped out—I said “…I don’t want to talk about it”. Good thing it was my stop.

5. If I can’t sleep, I really try to count sheep, the ones that jump over the moon. No kidding.

6. I watch Hallmark channel on lazy afternoons and Crime/suspense in the evening.

7. I am taking sewing lessons so I can add sewing curtains and repairing ‘ukay’ finds to my Garfield minus Garfield moments.

8. I take down notes when I watch Barefoot Contessa.

9. I think about my Garfield minus Garfield moments.

10. I blog. (hehehe)